fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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captaincharminghood:

things get heated between the canadians and the americans

thesalivationarmy:

HOW DID WE MISS THIS

thesalivationarmy:

HOW DID WE MISS THIS

ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message
(via cyhbercutie)
thebicker:

Friendly reminder.

thebicker:

Friendly reminder.

looxury:

HAVE YOU EVER FELT SO DESPERATE ABOUT SOMEONE NOT LIKING YOU BACK, THAT YOU JUST GET THIS TIGHT, SQUEEZING FEELING IN YOUR CHEST AND IT JUST HURTS SO MUCH

fake-mermaid:

i made this status in 2010 and didn’t even spell the god damn website name correctly, fucking TUBLR GOODBYE

fake-mermaid:

i made this status in 2010 and didn’t even spell the god damn website name correctly, fucking TUBLR GOODBYE

condom:

if a stupid white piece of trash can’t get his head out his misogynisic ass long enough to stop body shaming, pray for him 🙏

condom:

if a stupid white piece of trash can’t get his head out his misogynisic ass long enough to stop body shaming, pray for him 🙏

rupsidaisy:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay